In which I wax poetic about cheesecake of all things

January 31, 2007

It’s the last day of this month’s WurdyGurdy and even though it’s been less than a week’s worth of attempts to disguise the word of the day in a hopefully interesting entry, I can say unabashedly that it’s been a challenge.  I don’t ever want to write an entry full of unnecessarily large words in an attempt [...]

Things that tend to multiply in my room

January 31, 2007

Thankfully, I don’t have any bacteria multiplying in my room, but the following items have no qualms about multiplying in my already overcrowded room:
*an assortment of ill fitting clothing, none of which are particularly spectacular or fetching on me
*magazines, my glossy addiction
*receipts, due to my attention to my expenditures and proper accounting of such matters
*empty water [...]

Would I be more productive without the internet?

January 29, 2007

I suspect most work places have a policy in place regarding acceptable use of the internet whilst at work. 
My own personal policy on internet use is fairly lenient: as long as it doesn’t interfere with my productivity, as long as I can still fructify and am not causing anybody else’s work to be needlessly tardy, [...]

Best face forward

January 28, 2007

I’ve been using the word “low maintenance” incorrectly all along.
I am not low maintenance.  I am lazy.  There is a difference.  Low maintenance girls still spend some time on general maintenance, they just choose not to spend 30 minutes applying their makeup, or 45 minutes styling their hair.  Lazy girls spend as little time on [...]