It all depends on who we’re comparing me to, right?

November 27, 2006

In the grand scheme of things, how odd am I?

I hate the smell of sandwich meat stored in the fridge
Ugh.  It makes me want to avoid opening the fridge.  That’s another reason why lunches should be bought fresh at a cafe or restaurant, and not packed!

I will never voluntarily put a bag I’m holding, grocery bag, backpack or purse, on the floor of a bus or on the ground
This has led to many comical attempts on my part to juggle many bags or keep the bags from the floor after I’ve just tripped or stumbled over something.

I check out the toilet paper post-wipe
Yes, this is weird.

I always open my mouth when winking
I’m not sure why I do this.  Perhaps I have discovered a correlation between how wide my mouth is open and the suggestiveness of my wink?

I stick out my pinkie when I eat or drink, most notably when I’m eating chicken wings or drinking from a glass versus a mug
This is cute, no?  If it was a deliberate attempt to be cultured or something, then it would be a bit annoying but the fact that it’s unconscious makes it ok.

I’m not the only peculiar one:  what makes you a unique being?

2 Responses to “It all depends on who we’re comparing me to, right?”

  1. i’ve reviewed your list, and it’s all weird I agree.

    not sure if this is unique or not, but when im in pain , i laugh.
    The nurse i see, says i’m the only one. I also like fritos on my baloney sammiches. I haven’t found anyone else who does that.

  2. Haha. I must be weird too then. I look when I wipe (TMI, I’ll tell you sometime :) ). And when I blow my nose. B says I’m weird.

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