I’m so horn…hormonal

October 25, 2006

So, because I’m hormonal, I had a craving to stumble across entries that would make me want to force the next decent guy I meet to marry me.  My dad will happily provide the shotgun if my groom should prove to be reluctant.

So off I went to frecklegirl‘s blog.  Happily married to a man who happens to draw cute cartoons, she seems to suffer from “I have a super husband-itis”.  So what should I see whilst perusing her blog?

A writeup of her last birthday.  Check out the pic of all the presents he got her.  And the cake.  He MADE the cake!   As in “baked and decorated” [I presume], not “told some chick at the bakery to copy a picture of their dog” on an already frosted cake.  Now I am really not so materialistic that I’m licking my lips over the sheer number of gifts ms frecklegirl got but did you happen to notice how nicely wrapped the gifts are?  And some have BOWS.  And they’re all coordinated.  I’m just so impressed.

So I sent Vera the link.  I’m forever moaning to her about how alone I am and how much I need a husband right now [I hope you're blaming the HORMONES for this].  This is the conversation that followed [I'm happy to say that any bitchy under- and overtones can be blamed squarely on my approaching time of the month, because really I'm not such a horrible person.  I'm happy for frecklegirl]:

Jooms says: 
I can’t even find one guy to treat me like shit and she gets all that in ONE guy?  Puhlease!

Jooms says:
they make me ill

Jooms says:
he got a tattooo of her on his arm before their wedding last year

Jooms says:
they make me ILL

Vera   says:
he bought her ALLLL that holy moly

Jooms says:
yeah

Vera   says:
I’m lucky if I get a cute guy to sit next to me on the bus hahaha

Jooms says:
damn!

Jooms says:
lmao

Jooms says:
lol!!!

Hehehehe…while poor Vera and I are trying to lure[cute] guys to sit by us on the local bus, others are getting romantic proposals, someone who cooks dinner, someone who says I love you because he wants to and not because he wants to get something in return.

Where’s the justice in this cruel world?

Filed under: Blogging, Celebrations, Friends, Love?, Mundane, Outrospective by jummy

8 Responses to “I’m so horn…hormonal”

  1. frecklegirl jess, on October 24th, 2006 at 7:59 pm Said:

    Seriously, I have to pinch myself every day.

  2. Toonses, on October 25th, 2006 at 2:07 am Said:

    Ugh.

    Honey, I hear you.

    Only, I don't take the bus so instead I feel like luring every cute guy who comes into my SubShack to… well, I dunno that I want a proposal, but someone who doesn't drive me insane and who is decent would be ever so lovely…..

    Toonses

  3. Laura, on October 25th, 2006 at 10:21 am Said:

    He'll come along! Just don't sell out before then.

    ps. The wrapping is really impressive. I am trying to train my boy on that aspect. But he does know I love cards and he's gotten very good at that part.

  4. Smilin Tweety, on October 26th, 2006 at 5:42 am Said:

    hahahah hilarious write up.

    =)

    You're so funny!

    okay – correct me if I'm wrong (perhaps frecklegirl will know for sure), but I don't think that it's just a luck thing. I really think it's a reciprocate thing. Like that they probably have a relationship where they make EACH Other feel special. As in, on HIS birthday she probably made him his favorite dinner, wrapped up some birthday gifts for him, probably even a few from the dog, etc. to make him feel super special too. I'm sure that if she kicked the dog out, messed up the apartment, painted the walls with pink and black stripes, yelled at him for turning 30 before she did, and asked him why he gets to do everything first, threw out all his hair stuff, and replaced it with new scents, made him feel miserable … ; that she might have not been so "lucky" on HER birthday. ;)

  5. Smilin Tweety, on October 26th, 2006 at 5:43 am Said:

    Okay, no that that's out. The cake is an excellent touch, and the gifts do look attractive. That's awesome! :)

  6. suze, on October 26th, 2006 at 6:29 am Said:

    wow. my boy has never even bought me a cake, let alone made one himself, nor has he showered me with that many gifts at one time (and may I add, my birthday is also christmas day). Frecklegirl is one lucky lady…

  7. Denise, on October 26th, 2006 at 7:52 pm Said:

    Hmm… TRUE – now that you mention it, I realise I never see any cute guys on the bus either… and I take lots of buses! LOL :D Maybe all cute guys drive… :P

  8. Greg, on November 14th, 2009 at 7:32 pm Said:

    Hi

    Its been fun reading your blog.Nice one.Please I'm a Nija boy looking forward to meeting an interesting person.I live in Edmonton.

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