Musical pants
September 11, 2006
When I get home, I’m taking my pants off, washing them, and putting them in the giveaway pile.
They’re great pants, fit pretty well and are nice and long for days that I want to wear shoes or boots with a heel. They’re charcoal grey too, that most versatile of colours.
The only problem is that they (with lots of help from my ample thighs ;)) announce my presence from a mile away. Even the deaf can hear me coming because of the “swish, swish” the pants make when I walk.
It’s like hearing crickets at night!
To compensate, I’ve been trying to walk with my legs far apart (so my thighs don’t touch) but I look like I’m waddling on tiptoe…it’s just not worth it.
So bye bye, pants. Here’s hoping you find someone who wears you better.
I need to have a giveaway pile. I'm always sad because I generally feel like I didn't get my money's worth out of most clothes… unless they're falling apart! Heh.
Aww – that's crappy … I guess they aren't cotton eh?
sounds like suede pants, i havent worn those since i was like in 8th grade
mine whished too